Mese a karacsonyfarol

Once there was, once there was not, on the other side of the Operencian sea, there was pine tree standing lonely in a .... in a forrest. It was very sad for him because... just because. He was standing lonely in the dark and cold forrest and he had no tv.

BUT!!! On a cold winter day, a very friendly man came with an... axe :) and suddenly he cut the neck of the fucking pinetree! Yes! He brought it home for his children, who were very happy for the lot of expensive toys under the dieing tree. A few days later the tree was droped out from 10th floor, and fell on the head of an old mum. No problem, we still have enough pensioners.

Thats the end of it, run away with it. (ultra-raw translation, i hope you like it)

Ennyit demokent a mese-rogtonzo kepessegemrol.